See, I’m not all doom and gloom. I didn’t even know this comic masterpiece of mine from 1995 was online, but here it is. It originally appeared in Dan Kelly’s zine Chum and was then anthologized in The Book of Zines: Readings from the Fringe (compiled by Playboy editor Chip Rowe), a collection of essays and articles from the obsessive, frequently bizarre world of zines. Thanks, Dan, for letting me write whatever I wanted.
